From the inbox:
Dear Coach,
My name is Mr Mark Hueng, I’m working as (AGENT) with the Chinese Zhejiang Golden Bulls Basketball Club,we are urgently looking for a Technical Adviser for our Club,This is a 24months Head Coach contract with the Zhejiang Golden Bulls Club.
Salary $29,000(US) per month, contract agreement one year. On the receipt of your resume, We shall outline the procedures in completing this vacancy.If you are interested forward your CV for assessment. And contact me directly for further negotiation.
That’s better than the Nigerians and the Iraq War vets and the Angolan princesses.
Gee, for that salary I’d be happy to coach the team. After all, I played basketball when I was in high school. I think I still remember the rules. Oh…wait…we played girl’s rules back in 1951-55. Hmmm….wonder if that would still work.
😀
I was once a slow, lumbering center whose coach forbade him to ever dribble. Think they’d want me?
How big is your playbook? 😉