Dear media,

Now that Facebook’s IPO is done, can we move on to more important things? I mean, very few of your viewers actually bought shares today, so most of them probably have very little financial interest in it. A bunch of investment banks, pension funds, mutual funds and a small group of privileged rich people were the buyers, not Joe Sixpack or Maggie Merlot.

It’s not like there aren’t other things happening, after all.