Herman Cain suggested earlier this week that “They” really don’t want a businessman in the White House, and that’s why this latest woman came forth with the allegation she’d had a 13-year affair with him. Somebody on “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me,” probably Mo Rocca, suggested that was a helluva commitment: having a decade-long affair with a guy and then, when he runs for President, coming forth solely to sabotage that bid.

So, would that be defined as a sleeper cell?