In the letters section of the April 9 issue of Sports Illustrated, responding to a March 19 story about a certain San Antonio Spurs player and his love life, we find this gem:
When I was growing up, the dream of every red-blooded American boy was to become a professional athlete and marry a Hollywood starlet. With Spurs point guard Tony Parker of France marrying Eva Longoria chalk up another American job outsourced overseas.
Hmm. I hadn’t thought of it that way.