This is what all satire should be.
“The delegation arrived at the market [in Baghdad], which is called Shorja, on Sunday with more than 100 soldiers in armored Humvees ? and attack helicopters?. Sharpshooters were posted on the roofs. The congressmen wore bulletproof vests?. At a news conference shortly after their outing, Mr. McCain ? and his three congressional colleagues described Shorja as a safe, bustling place full of hopeful and warmly welcoming Iraqis ? ‘like a normal outdoor market in Indiana in the summertime,’ offered Mike Pence, an Indiana Republican. ? New York Times”

MY WIFE came into the living room wearing a Kevlar vest, helmet and night-vision goggles.
“What are you doing?” I asked.
“Have you completely forgotten, silly head? We’re going to the market.”
I placed my hand at my head. I’d been so caught up in stitching a minor wound I’d received earlier in the day after going to an outdoor fruit stand that I had completely forgotten.
“I’m a dope, aren’t I?” I said, chuckling, slowly shaking my head back and forth. She chuckled too, also shaking her head. We both chuckled. Then I winced from where a stitch popped.
Carol helped the boys get ready, putting on their sneakers and body armor. I phoned the Indiana National Guard so that they could radio the 434th Special Air Wing at Grissom Air Force Base, which in turn scrambled two F-14 Tomcats. Then we hopped in the wagon.

Read on, it gets better. Why are so many Republican Congresspeople addicted to spin?