From Stefan Jones’s comment at Making Light:
The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One.
George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”
“That being the case,” Cheney added, “I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, “Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 210 million people very happy.”
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Have the guys in black suits and sunglasses shown up at your door yet?
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Hey, it was Stefan’s joke; I just reprinted it!
Yeah, tell that to the men in the suits. Have you been to Cuba?
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Nope, but I did live in Puerto Rico for a while. I just looked, though, and it’s 966 miles from Havana. That seems impossible, but it’s apparently so.