Ladies and germs, if you have a yen to see large people bash one another for several hours today, you can watch the NFL’s Pro Bowl at 7:00 PM ET down the hill from me at Aloha Stadium. The weather forecast is for cloudy skies and moderate showers, so the running game might be the better way to win. On the other hand, nobody wants to watch Peyton Manning, Russell Wilson, Andrew Luck and Drew Brees hand the football off.

If you’re hip-deep in snow, watch the game and think of vacationing here!