Dear Miller Brewing Company:
I threw away my old church keys about 35 years ago when you and your competitors came up with pull-tab cans. Why in the name of all the household gods would you suddenly create a need to resurrect them with this new Punch Top Can?
This is not progress.
Ever see the movie “The Sure Thing”? These commercials remind me of the beer shotgunning scenes in that movie. I don’t think that’s what they’re aiming for, but it’s what they mean to me.
Ha – I love “The Sure Thing.” The commercial definitely evokes the shotgunning scenes from that fine ’80s piece of cinema. 😉
You need one of those belt buckles opener things or a list of church key alternatives: https://frankenmuthbrewery.com/blog/brewery/no-bottle-opener/
Karan, those all look terrifyingly stupid, although I have occasionally opened a bottle with the “place lip on sharp edge and whack downward” technique. It’s pretty academic anyway, as I quit drinking beer (and most every other form of alcohol) about 12 years ago. I’m just puzzled by this reversion to a previous era.