I’ll be very pleased to know our borders are secure as I die of starvation because you cut funding for Meals On Wheels. Or maybe I’ll die of an epidemic for which no vaccine was developed because you cut funding for the NIH and CDC. Or perhaps the sea level will rise over my bed and drown me because you stopped our country’s efforts to slow down or counteract climate change.

Or maybe a bunch of bad guys come in from the ocean, since you’re cutting funding for the Coast Guard. Or a nuclear war begins over a stupid remark you make, since diplomatic efforts to tamp down such remarks will be cut as well.

By golly, the borders will be secure, though!