There’s a guy on Facebook who’s cheering on the buffoons who’ve occupied a building in the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge up in Oregon, saying on his Facebook account “Rise Up Patriots!! If I had the gas money, my girl and I would be there!”

One wonders whether his girl agrees with that sentiment, but never mind. Here’s the funny part. Why does he not have the gas money?

Ahem.

I don’t know Barbra Barbour, but I’d give her a giant hug if I did.