This one’s named Kilo. Hopefully he’ll miss us by lots of kilometers.

This is the third storm in a couple of weeks to threaten us. That’s why I get frosted by national newsreaders who say Danny is “the first named storm of the season.” Maybe in the Atlantic, you East Coast-centric dimwit, but we’ve already had a few out here and they’re just as terrifying as any one that moves through the Caribbean.