Some very good singers have had things to say about Saturdays.

Starting the day off as The Sandpipers do would be pleasant:

And then you could go to the park, as Robert Lamm and Chicago do:

But then melancholy can creep in by nightfall, as The Chairman of the Board suggests:

And then you may even take on a snootful of liquor and start brawling. Sir Elton approves:

Finally you end up sad and miserable, as Sam Cooke says he is: