NASA confirmed today that it had found evidence that water once flowed freely on Mars.

Naturally, Rush Limbaugh immediately declared

this news that there is flowing water on Mars is somehow going to find its way into a technique to advance the leftist agenda.

Limbaugh said that although he wasn’t entirely sure what the agenda was, he was going to “assume it would be something to do with global warming.”

You go right ahead, Rush. Assume all you like. You’re free to do so. I’m free to believe you’ve got the brains of a kumquat.