I owe penance
Scenes in an imaginary confessional: Me: Bless me, Mr. Shortz, for I have sinned. Me: Even for me, what I did today in a doctor’s office was unpardonable. Yessiree Bob, I’m downright ashamed of myself. Shortz: Goodness, man, what did you do? Me: I worked on a crossword puzzle at the back of a The …