Dear Vladimir,

Perhaps the western alliance would have been interested in helping you celebrate the end of the Great Patriotic War and the defeat of Nazi Germany had you not invaded Ukraine with a fifth column of Russian soldiers.

The allies might also have been more amenable to a party had you not been diligently trying to rewrite history to minimize the effect on Europe of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact of 1939, claiming that Ukraine was never an independent country, and threatening Denmark with nuclear missiles.

Face it, Vlad. Nobody likes you very much.

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  1. Not to mention that his constant statements that he has to “protect the Russian speakers” in the Crimea, and eastern Ukraine, are much too reminiscent of Hitler’s claims to the Sudetenland. I studied that, if he didn’t. How do you say Lebensraum in Russian??

  2. Transliterated: sreda obitaniya

    Yeah, the right-wingers all know about Munich, but they conveniently forget about the Sudetenland, not to mention the Austrian Anschluss.

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