SPORTS!

Big day today. It’s Opening Day around Major League Baseball, with 14 games scheduled around the country. Then this evening the Wisconsin Badgers play the Duke Blue Devils for the national basketball championship, and if you had both these teams playing for the title in your bracket you should quit your day job and try making your living day-trading or in casinos.

I will be at the periodontist for a six-month checkup/fluoride treatment while the Dodgers are playing. What idiot scheduled that for this day?