I have a bone to pick with you, PBS News Hour. It wasn’t enough you had to interview that nasty piece of work Senator McCain about Iraq and we had to listen to him tell us all how wrong President Obama had been to pull our troops out. His subtext being, of course, that if we’d only elected McCain in 2008 none of this would ever have happened.

No, that wasn’t enough. Then you had to show a ten-minute segment on snakes. Snakes!

That was just wrong. No more McCains, no more snakes. Please?