The buyer was a nitwit

A while back I bought a pound of Italian sausage for use on pizzas. I’d bought it before, of course, but the difference this time was that I bought it ground rather than in links. Then I put the whole package in the freezer without thinking about how annoying it was going to be to break off just the amount of sausage required for one pizza.

Seeing that at 4:00pm caused me to change my menu plans for the evening. I am not in the mood to try to break up a pound of Italian sausage. We’ll have hot dogs and canned chili instead.