Lessee, other than Major League Baseball suspending thirteen players for performance-enhancing drugs and one of them appealing, Jeff Bezos of Amazon buying The Washington Post, nineteen embassies and consulates around the world closed by the United States and the International Business Times buying the husk that is Newsweek from The Daily Beast, it was a pretty quiet Monday.

Oh, and A-Rod got a single his first time up for the Yankees this season. Take that, Selig and MLB.