The price of a haircut at my neighborhood barbershop has gone up $0.50 to $13.50 plus tax. Worse, I’m not yet a senior citizen, so I can’t get the discount.

What’s Romney gonna do about this, huh? Mitt, you think a tax cut for the 1% is gonna help me pay for my haircuts? Tell you what, just pay me what you pay one of your tax accountants or lawyers and I’ll stop bad-mouthing you*; how’s that?

*Fingers crossed!