Why, they’ll enlist the Muppets to promote anti-corporate messages!

As Hunter says at Kos,

How the hell do conservatives find time in their day to get outraged about all the things they insist they need to be outraged about? The War on Christmas, fine, whatever. Oh, and Spongebob might be gay. Also Teletubbies. And the Muppets are godless damn communists, and all of this is an elaborate Hollywood and/or gay and/or atheist and/or communist plot to “indoctrinate” your children. Every. Damn. Time.

Hunter may be on to something here. Do you suppose the conservatives have interns from George Mason University, Liberty University and Patrick Henry College whose assignments (for credit, of course) include watching television and movies in order to find sources of umbrage?